We are nerd as a service. Your remote security office with just the right amount of caffeine, paranoia, and sarcasm to keep your SaaS startup safe.
We read the fine print so you don’t have to, chase compliance like it owes us money, and translate security jargon into actual human language (mostly).
Think of us as the nerdy friend with a borderline Socratic obsession for asking the right questions — the kind that surface risks early and get your team thinking.
We’re not here to drown you in paperwork or turn into a corporate robot. We work alongside your team, talk like real humans, and turn security into something that actually makes sense.
We’re here to make security and compliance a bit less boring — or dare we say, even fun.
We help SaaS startups, scaleups, and stay-ups get their stuff together when it comes to security and compliance.
Without the jargon, without the nonsense.
Security that grows with you
We’re your Remote Security Office — a lean, mean team of experts helping you handle:
ISO27001 & SOC2 readiness
We guide you through everything from gap assessments to audit prep, making sure your policies, controls, and documentation meet the standard — without drowning you in spreadsheets. Whether it’s your first rodeo or a yearly recert, we’ve got your back.
InfoSec policies, audits, and vendor reviews
We write practical, no-nonsense policies your team will actually read, help you prep for internal and external audits, and assess your vendors so you’re not left holding the bag if something breaks downstream.
Awareness, risk management, and everything in between
From employee training to risk registers and incident playbooks — we cover the bits most teams ignore until it's too late. We make it easy, lightweight, and just structured enough to work.
Keep It Real
We don’t do corporate fluff. We speak human, give honest advice, and tell you when something’s [PEEP] — even if it’s our own idea.
Make It Work
Security should support your business, not slow it down. We focus on what matters most and deliver solutions that actually work for your team. Our focus is to make things possible.
Own It, Always
We follow through, admit mistakes, and don’t pass the buck. If it’s ours to fix, we fix it. No excuses, no drama.
